slither slither hiss hiss
*_* Envy’s accent came in today and now she’s perfect~
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.
This never gets old.
Pesticide came out with an amazing new accent literally the day after I finished all my hatchery graphics and now I have to redo my Steel-Bladed Sword image because look at Ansleigh now, HOT DAMN.
EDIT: She got a sapphire tail feathers because it looks pretty on lady snappers uwu
i just realised im probably one of the rare few people that is into so many fandoms
- knights/faceless dudes
- humans, elves, orcs, etc
like really is there a living thing that i won’t fuck
wow i’m actually getting a lot of responses from people in the same boat as me
reblog/like if you feel the same, i guess!
YOU REBLOGGED SOME OF MY ARMOUR PORN A WHILE BACK.
SAFE TO SAY WE LIKE THE SAME THINGS, FRIEND.
faceless dudes, knights, monsters, aliens heyoooo
(and robots too)
all the way bby
i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.
step one: lift up shirt
2) look dwon
holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that
I forgot to draw his wings until after I’d finished the drawing and then didn’t want to erase his mane :C
This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor