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loki-cat:

whenever i smile really hard at my phone my mom gives me this knowing look like im texting some guy when in reality my otp finally started fucking in the fic im reading

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

I followed his story on tumblr

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

andrewducote:

petitetiaras:

Ariel finds herself in Neverland. 

I always told people that Ariel had a secret way of swimming to Neverland. How else could these two have become such good friends?

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impala-outside-221b:

theperksofbeingseamus:

Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school

preach it

strangelykatie:

mock-up of a princess vs princess page
shoujo style spontaneous flowers GO

strangelykatie:

mock-up of a princess vs princess page

shoujo style spontaneous flowers GO

The Zodiac Moods
♈ Aries: Aries feel emotions quite intensely; with their outstanding energy. They have an exaggerated sense of joy and impulse; than an exaggerated sense of rage and impatience. The Arian mood changes often cause random outbursts and impulsive behaviours before the reaction is completely forgotten. Aries are are natural hyper sign.
♉ Taurus: Taurus is one of the zodiac's most emotionally stable signs. Their moods tend to stay neutralised and consistent. When provoked, Taureans can get defensive, or when experiencing many forms of instability; they may become irritable or even easily enraged.
♊ Gemini: Gemini experiences mood swings with their 'personality' shifts. The changeable Gemini experiences many different personas in a day, each responding to the world with their own values, mannerisms and mood. The emotional state of a Gemini changes frequently, and they rarely remain in a 'melancholy' or 'introspective' mood for long. Nerves and anxiety are frequent.
♋ Cancer: Cancerians experience some of the most intense mood swings of the whole zodiac. Being ruled by the Moon, they are at hostage to her lunar cycle and her waxing and waning is the compass for their mood. Cancerians can feel an exaggerated sense of both joy when they have a sense of security, and melancholy; requiring a certain amount of introspection to attunuate.
♌ Leo: Leo's experience an exaggerated sense of both euphoria and melancholy. Everything in the world of Leo is larger than life and they are prone to random outbursts; with arbitrary triggers. A sense of theatrics in the Leo often leads to dramatic displays of emotion, especially when they are critiqued. Leo are easily frustrated with themselves; thanks to their inner critical voices.
♍ Virgo: While Virgo may experience fluctuations in mood, it would be rare for them to display it. Instead, the Virgo will repress the emotion, which can manifest in them needing a sense of order, and nerves and anxiety. The innate reflex to worry and their negative inner voices can cause mood changes, irritability and nervous tension
♎ Libra: Although Libra seeks a lifestyle of tranquility, when they are out of equilibrium their mood swings can be intense. Librans are prone to random outbursts of rage (probably thanks to repressed emotions) and will one day get worked up about something they ignored the day before. A frustrated Libra can be spiteful and vacillating.
♏ Scorpio: Scorpio experience some of the zodiac's most intense mood swings. Scorpio experiences periods of joyous euphoria and devastating melancholy. When in a low mood, Scorpio is prone to extremely dark thoughts, paranoia and introspection; on the contrary, a happy Scorpio is tremendously loving, curious, energetic and prone to delusions of grandeur.
♐ Sagittarius: Sagittarius is a naturally energetic sign who tend to experience joy and exhilaration over gloom. They usually surprise themselves with their intense emotions, but would never intend to show them. With all their energy and restlessness, Sagittarius are prone to anxiety, stress and self deception during dark periods
♑ Capricorn: The Capricorn aura is geared more toward melancholy than any other sign. Although they may have a stoic and calm expression; the inner Capricorn is often racked with nerves, anxiety and an impending sense of doom. Pronounced 'over thinkers'; Capricorn can literally 'think' themselves into a depression
♒ Aquarius: Aquarius receive the air sign mood volatility; but their moods are so hard to analyse because they are so unpredictable. What sets of a response in Aquarius one day; may not worry them the next. Although detached by nature, Aquarius still have changeable emotions and racing thoughts which can take introspection to attenuate
♓ Pisces: Pisces experience some of the zodiac's most intense mood swings. Pisceans are vulnerable to a both exaggerated sense of joy and melancholy. People born under this sign are also susceptible to nerves and anxiety thanks to their inner critic. The external moods, vibrations and whims of others is also absorbed by the Piscean; who may experience emotions that are not even theirs.

luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

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xzyxxx:

c4tpaws:

justanotherddreamerr:

mama-bird:

thewatersustainsme:

Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?

I fucking love this

Same

i am so horrified with the man uncovered, like have some self respect please

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xzyxxx:

c4tpaws:

justanotherddreamerr:

mama-bird:

thewatersustainsme:

Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?

I fucking love this

Same

i am so horrified with the man uncovered, like have some self respect please

favorite post

nogutsnoglory:

idk why I’m even posting this. i am so frustrated with it and bullshitted all of it past Maliks’ head because altair is a fuckin little bitch and hates being objectified into an arm rest. :I 
sorry sob. 

nogutsnoglory:

idk why I’m even posting this. i am so frustrated with it and bullshitted all of it past Maliks’ head because altair is a fuckin little bitch and hates being objectified into an arm rest. :I 

sorry sob. 

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dont-blink-get-the-speight:

Pocket angel/conscience Castiel makes all his own clothes. Gabriel buys him scraps and off-cuts of fabric at the local haberdashery. All the shop assistants know Gabriel by sight. They also know he bought a dolls house off ebay. Castiel lives in it and he has a…